Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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