He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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