I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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