called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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