u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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