That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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