Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i drank out of a bidet.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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