she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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