he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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