if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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