im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You smell like stripper and shame
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i believe in u and ur pee
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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