If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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