one word: firstdatebathroomanal
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
