I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
