there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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