shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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