Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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