The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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