Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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