8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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