Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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