It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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