I could have mohawked her pubes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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