This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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