you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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