Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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