Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
where are you?
Hypothermia
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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