I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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