4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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