school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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