Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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