Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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