YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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