Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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