would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?