Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i think my mom watched the whole time
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.