i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha