I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
false alarm, still single
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
