That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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