we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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