I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Say something about gay babies.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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