i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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