ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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