we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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