Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The air taste purple.
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