There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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