He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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