This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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