After last night, I could never be a politician.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There r osticjed everywhere
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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