Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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