VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
whose ass print is on the piano?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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