Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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