Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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