I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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