hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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