He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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